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lunedì, novembre 12, 2007

Prof. Stanlio verso il milione

Stasera al Milionario Pieralberto Boasso, professore di storia e italiano di Torino.

Alla sesta sa, con qualche tribolazione, che all'origine della perla c'è un granello di sabbia.
Complimenti!

Settima
Il verso "un quarto d'ora prima di morire era vivo" è all'origine del termine:
ermetico, lapalissiano, pacchiano, Laconico.

Si limita a accendere B e ok. Gerry non riesce proprio a farsi fare una lezione da 'sti professori.
Prova almeno a farsi dire l'epoca in cui visse La Palisse. Il "professore" sbaglia anche quella.
Non sa che era del '500, non sa chi era , non sa niente, sa solo i luoghi comuni.

Quale di questi animali ha le corna:
l'emù, il marabù, il caribù, il nandù.

Questa compensa l'estrema facilità delle altre.
Il professore fa scena muta. Deve solo cambiare domanda.
Avrebbe detto emù.
Infatti emù, marabù e nandù sono uccelli.
Era il caribù.

Con quanti stati confina il Friuli-Venezia-Giulia.
Nessuno, uno, 2, 3.
Il professore di storia ha problemi con la geografia. Deve chiedere il 50% che lascia B e C.
Accende C e ok.
Però il professore è simpatico, ricorda Stallio e si prende anche in giro da solo.

Nona domanda
Quale film si apre con un uomo scimmia che scopre che un osso può essere un'arma potente:
Jurassik park, ET, 2001 odissea nello spazio, Guerre stellari.

Lui è un fissato coi film di fantascienza.
Guarda caso poi C lo rivede due volte all'anno. Quindi non ha problemi a accendere C e ok.
Il ragazzo si sta riprendendo.

Decima domanda
Quale di questi pianeti è il terzo dal sole e il 5° per dimensioni:
Marte, Nettuno, Urano, Terra.

Accende la terra e ok.

Undicesima
A quale personaggio poi rinnegato Beethoven aveva dedicato inizialmente la Terza sinfonia.
Napoleone, Pio VII, Goethe, Chopin.

Domanda professionale per il prof. che sa che Beethoven vedeva N come il liberatore e poi si ricredette quando si mostrò un po' dispotico. Quindi lo depennò dalla dedica dell'Eroica, la 3a sinfonia. Finalmente ci scappa una lezioncina per Gerry. E bravo il prof. Stanlio.
Accende A e ok.
Stanlio si sta sciogliendo sta anche conquistando il nostro tifo. Attenzione che con ancora due aiuti può puntare in alto.

Dodicesima
Quella della Guia e quella di Furtei sono 2 esempi in Italia di:
gondole antiche, funivie genovesi, miniere d'oro, sequoie giganti.

Stanlio confessa la sua ignoranza in materia.
Chiama il figlio a casa. Chiede di cercare "della Guia" "di Furtei" comprese virgolette. Il figlio non trova niente. Peccato perché invece google risponde.
Il pubblico, novarese, dà il 40% a A, 19% a B, 30 a C, 25 a D. Troppo diviso. Stanlio si ritira con 35.000 €. Avrebbe acceso la C.
Una sta anche in Piemonte, l'altra in Sardegna e sono miniere d'oro.
Studiare ha studiato ma difetta di estro. 7.

39 commenti:

Anonimo ha detto...

facile parlare da casa...
quando si ha il culo seduto in poltrona...
bravi bravi....

Anonimo ha detto...

dai Stanlio che hai fatto una bella figura, non ti lamentare..

Roberta ha detto...
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Roberta ha detto...

Prof. Boasso te la sei cavata piu' che egregiamente... ti ricordavo cosi' :-) Peccato per il caribù: a me sembrava cosi' facile...
Una tua ex-alunna di ormai 15 anni fa (che è rimasta stupita nel vederti comparire in TV!!)

Anonimo ha detto...

Diglielo Roberta, che è stato non dico un grande ma quasi. Ma poi era troppo forte con le sue facce stanliesche. Ma voi a scuola non lo chiamavate Stanlio?

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infatti è facile parlare da casa quando si ha il culo seduto sulla poltrona... sapete solo giudicare, provate ad andare voi al milionario... sempre se vi prendono... talmente siete stupidi!!!

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